Just another day on Facebook, part 2.

Oh, my! The morning has gone already, but I’ll definitely get stuck in this afternoon, as soon as I’ve checked out these couple of posts proving the existence of Bigfoot and Nessie once and for all.
Oh, look at that clever octopus, finding his way into a bottle like that, who would have thought it? And it won’t take long to read this fascinating new evidence that the Earth is 6000 years old and that there was a worldwide flood exactly as described in Genesis.
Goodness, look at those huge, human skulls recently found by archaeologists – did giants roam the earth in ancient times? Maybe they have something to do with the secret chambers they found under the Sphinx and inside the Pyramids. Is it only me who can see these connections?
Gosh, it’s funny the way the Royal Guards handled those rude tourists and here’s a colourised version of an historic photo, that’s nice. Is climate change a hoax? This person seems to know what he’s talking about, I wonder who he is – oh, his profile is locked; never mind, I’ll read instead about how I can make a fortune buying crypto, selling stuff on Amazon and write a best-selling book in 5 minutes.
I wonder which date format is really better, day/month or month/day? And I’d better not join this metric versus imperial debate or I’ll never get anything done.
No, I don’t recognise this photo of a young person who became a Hollywood star, I’d better check no 17 on the next page. Goodness, I must be officially old because not only do I know what the antique gadget in the photo is, I had one!
Ha, that prank backfired hilariously. It’s like this other story about a bully who picked on the wrong person. It shows that karma works, like when this snooty women treated the janitor rudely, not knowing he was really the boss.
On, no! That poor lost dog, injured cat and disabled child! Can we get a share? Just look at that crazy Karen screaming at shop staff, fighting over a parking spot or arguing with a delivery driver; very different from this other young women who owned 4 houses by the time she was 20. And just look at these pets dressed in comic costumes – hilarious.
Perhaps I really shouldn’t leave my charger plugged in without a phone connected – I never knew that. And here’s 20 things I never knew about the bible, 15 mind-boggling mysteries and 10 essential travel hacks.
Shall I comment on this post about how baby boomers had it so good, move just one match to form a triangle or tackle this puzzle? After all, only a genius can solve it, and if you can answer more than 10 of these questions you have an IQ of 150. I wonder if I have time to add my answer to the existing 2.7K corrections to the obvious mis-identification of characters in the photo? No, maybe I’ll just add my opinion to this argument about wind turbines.
Gosh, the world is an amazing place. It’s this lady’s 122nd birthday, she doesn’t look a day over 60, Elon Musk is building a tunnel under the ocean from New York to London and Norway is building a floating tunnel under the sea.
Oh, here’s another fascinating story – you won’t believe what happens next!